You guys, my mom bought me a magic bullet. Everyone come over so I can make you food like in the infomercial and you’ll all be amazed how delicious my food tastes because I used the magic bullet.
the summer episode of yo gabba gabba is on. yessssssssssssss
Does anyone know how Streetlight Manifesto got...
mrskalnoky: zac-doesnotspell-zack: like what does it mean I have searched everywhere for this and can’t fund it anywhere I always thought of it how back in the day when people would meet at streetlights/lamp posts to hear news and whatnot and who sometimes they’ll start riots or in this case “manifestos”. Yeap.
eww martha stewart i dont want to hear about your nasty and broken teeth. get off twitter ):
Is it an unwritten rule that all people that were in marching band have to...– Friend from calculus
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“We got dem barbecue, habanero mango and cayenne pepper. And after we’re taking shots of Pepto Bismol.” -My brother on Wing Party 2k12
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